Messi visits India and suddenly:

• Savings disappear
• Logic resigns
• Self-respect takes unpaid leave

This isn’t football fever.
It’s mass emotional bankruptcy.

Tickets: The Easiest Scam in the Country

₹30,000 for a ticket?
“No issue bro, once in a lifetime.”

₹500 for a useful subscription?
“Too expensive.”

Indians negotiate vegetables like lawyers,
but bend over silently for celebrity pricing.

Football Knowledge Not Required

Most people in the stadium:

• Don’t know the lineup
• Don’t care about the match
• Won’t remember the score

They came for proof.
A selfie.
Validation.

This isn’t fandom — it’s celebrity begging with Wi-Fi.

Media Worship, Public Submission

Headlines scream:

“Messi touches Indian soil”

Yes. Soil.
Not goals. Not football. Soil.

Meanwhile:

• Local players starve for attention
• Stadiums decay
• Grassroots dies quietly

But soil was touched. Nation satisfied.

Messi Is Fine. We’re Not.

Messi didn’t embarrass India.
Indians did — willingly, proudly, repeatedly.

A country that cries about money
but throws it at moments that disappear in 90 minutes.

Conclusion

Messi will leave.
The hype will fade.
The stupidity will remain.

And next time?
We’ll do it again.

Because in India,
common sense is optional — celebrity worship is mandatory.